We at WSAZ decided there just isn’t enough stuff on the Internet, so we came to the decision that it was time for me, part-time photographer Andrew Colegrove , to get my very own blog on our Webchannel, WSAZ.com.

“But why would I ever want to read this?” you may be asking, if you have made it this far.

Well, I really don’t know, but let me just say it is a great honor to have a blog on the same Webchannel as the legendary Tony Cavalier , whose blogging has set an enormously high standard. I figure my own blog will have to be up at least a week or two before it’s as popular as his.

Allow me to use this debut blog to explain why it’s titled “Milk Money.” My boss realized what a big fan of milk I am, so he thought incorporating milk into the title would be good. I don’t guess it’s that interesting of a back story, but I felt you had a right to know.

Milk truly is wonderful, don’t you think?   Not only does the liquid symbolize the nurturing relationship between a mother and child, its taste evokes such pleasure in the brain and stomach that it is a wonder there is so much pain and misery in the world. If everyone just spent more time drinking milk, I doubt we'd have some of these problems we've seen. Maybe the tyrant Augusto Pinochet was lactose intolerant.

Truth be told, I have never had a bad experience with milk, unless you count that time a wicked mobster tied me up in his basement and beat me repeatedly, and not even once did he grant me a request for a glass of milk. My persistent requests drove him to pour a glass of milk on all over me, and then he smashed the glass against my head. Haha, very funny.

Milk truly is beautiful. I don't think you could ever ask to see anything more beautiful than a newborn goat sucking from his caring mother's teet. Also, there is a pretty girl sitting on the mother goat holding a framed picture of a bottle of milk.

Another cool thing about milk is that in the movie "Ernest Scared Stupid," Ernest was able to kill the evil trolls by throwing milk on them. I hope whoever wrote that script lit a cigar when he came up with that idea.

Not all cinematic moments with milk are positive, however. You might remember a scene in the Harrison Ford film “Witness” when one of the bad guys hits an Amish man, causing him to spill two containers of milk! I sincerely hope they only had to do one take of that scene.

Well, I seem to have trailed a bit. What I really want to focus on in this blog is New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. I think he did the right thing by stepping down and resigning.