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The Best April Fools' Day Ever
Topic Author: Andrew Colegrove
Posted: 2:07 AM Apr 3, 2008
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The Best April Fools' Day Ever

April Fools' Day is probably the second-most underrated holiday behind Presidents' Day. It's a great time of the year when you can lie and be deceitful, and people won't hold a grudge against you for quite as long for really getting the best of them.

This April Fools' Day was particularly fruitful. Let me preface this by telling you that along with my duties here at WSAZ, I'm also a senior at Marshall University. I'm currently taking an English class, and it just so happened that I had a poem due on April 1st. Well, I thought it would be a good gag to turn in lyrics to the classic Sting tune "Fields of Gold" instead of original work of my own.

The professor returned the poem back to me during our next class meeting with a grade of B + and no comments about plagiarism. I guess he's not much of a music buff. I was tempted to tell him it was only a joke, but I figured the grade would really help my average.

I also got my grandma pretty good. She's quite proud of me for working here at WSAZ, but she's always bugging me, asking me when I'm going to replace Tim Irr, so on April Fool's Day I called her and told her Tim was on vacation and that I'd be filling in for him on the 11 o'clock newscast. I was so giddy that night, wishing I could see the look on her face when she saw that Tim was anchoring after all!

I called her the next day to ask her what she thought, but she told me she thought I did a great job. She's getting pretty old. I don't think her mind functions very well these days.

I have to confess that I was the victim of a good prank too. Somebody managed to get into my bank account and take all my money. I haven't figured out who the prankster is yet, but you really have to give them credit for doing something new and innovative. I think it might have been a Mexican, because I accidentally left my debit card in Mexico a while back.

Well, that about sums up all the tomfoolery and ballyhoo from my April Fool's Day '08. I'd love to hear stories from you, the reader, on how your day went.

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Posted by: burcham I know I'm just a dog, but I think your blogs are sooo funny!

Posted by: tammy my dad thought i was pulling a Aprils fools joke on him on April 3rd when i told him i got married he said you are pulling an April fools joke on me right i said NO silly its funny when people think you are pulling pranks on them and your really not

Posted by: TomCat@NY I got the flu on April 1st, when the doctor told me I thought it was a joke, but ovbiously it was not. I can not wait to see you doing anchor in the near future.

Posted by: Rosannarosannadanna President's day underrated? Not in this house. We fly the whole family to D.C. for the week.Grandma dresses up like George Washington and then late at night when nobody's looking we find a cherry tree to cut down.Young Andrew, I would like for you to join us next year.

Posted by: KV WHAT WHAT I think you'sa hottie babie!!! How about you come on down to my strawberry breakfast in a few days!!!

Posted by: RKB April Fools day is one of my favorites but this year was a dud. I have had a gag planned for my daughter for months. It was going to be the mother of all April Fool's jokes. But then I heard she was planning something for me so I didn't want to steal her thunder. I waited..and waited.. and waited. Whatever happened I was going to act like I was falling for it. But it never happened. Did she forget? I'll get her next year.

Posted by: safety pup My day was going great until I happened upon this blog. I can just see you sitting back smoking a cuban cigar with a milk stained smirk on your face as you thought of ways to demean your poor senile grandmother. What is wrong with the youth today...I ask? Maybe one too many late nights in the smoke filled southern exposure with nothing but lust. milk, and jessica ralston on your mind. Plagiarism, senilism, and mexcanism; you've really stooped to a new low andy. Does your shame know no boundaries? What's next??? Next thing you know you will be making fun of a great West Virginia political legend like Gaston Caperton. Shame, Shame on you!

Posted by: Jim I was beset with a stomach virus on April 1, so I did not feel like pulling pranks.

Posted by: Tojo Next year, if you want some real April Fool fun, go to Japan.

Posted by: Tito I did not like the mexican connection-you know that you also made a trip to Columbia!

Posted by: Unk One of the greatest days of the year-what a performance! Didn't Tim Irr have a role on a cartoon where his lines were- "where's my hasenpfeffer?" Andrew, where were you when the lights went out?