Duct Tape Bandit Robs Liquor Store Save Email Print
Posted: 3:40 PM Aug 13, 2007
Last Updated: 5:35 AM May 1, 2008
Reporter: Doug Korstanje
Email Address: Doug.Korstanje@wsaz.com

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UPDATE: the duct tape bandit pleaded guilty and police released video of him being unmasked. Click here for more information and to watch the video.



UPDATE: the alleged duct tape bandit has been indicted. Click here for more information.


Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.

Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.

Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.

We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.

Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon.

Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.

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Posted by: Cody on Jun 25, 2008 at 03:40 PM
Not everyone from Kentucky is dumb enough to wrap his or her face up in duct tape and rob a liqor store. Most sane people would not think of doing that.

Posted by: JQ on May 26, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Looks like he already enjoyed some quality time with the billy club.

Posted by: cable guy on May 7, 2008 at 07:13 PM
im makin a duct tape binder

Posted by: Teresa on Apr 30, 2008 at 09:17 PM
He was in the April 7 2008 issue of People as one of the dumbest criminals!!!

Posted by: ben on Apr 30, 2008 at 01:25 PM
this dude, made netscape's browser.

Posted by: Larry on Apr 25, 2008 at 04:25 PM
I'm looking for some good Sheet Metal Workers. This guy looks like he can use duct tape pretty well

Posted by: blane on Apr 21, 2008 at 10:35 AM
im doing a prodject on duct tape and hopefully this guy boosts my grade cause my teacher thinks he is the funniest thing alive

Posted by: Kirstie on Apr 18, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Oh come on! give this guy some props cuz he had some serious courage to pull that off. But seriously...duct tape?! LORD! What a sorry loser...he needs Jesus.

Posted by: Allen Swisher on Feb 8, 2008 at 02:39 PM
my aunt was wandering if she purchased one of those boxes if she would still be able to get her tv signal over the air with hen antenna she has now? please let me know.

Posted by: Rachael on Jan 2, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Hey Ron... He was from Kentucky...Stupid! C'mon guys...poste this... he deserves it...

Posted by: Amy on Jan 2, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Buckeye? Have you been to Kentucky? Ron..idiot? Shut the H up man? And I don't read where it says he's from Ohio?

Posted by: Teia on Nov 30, 2007 at 11:44 AM
HA THAT IS SO FUNNY.... I WOULD NEVER HAD THOUGHT OF DUCT TAPE..LOL UMM.. I JUST WONDER HOW BAD IT HURT TO GET IT OFF... HA BET HE DIDINT THINK OF THAT. DUMMY

Posted by: paul hutchinson on Nov 20, 2007 at 06:19 AM
Is news so rare that you have to keep this on for 2 months?I would think there"s better subjects to show.

Posted by: Ron on Oct 20, 2007 at 08:41 PM
Well, just another buckeye!

Posted by: Anonymous on Oct 10, 2007 at 09:43 AM
This is going to be my halloween costume this year.

Posted by: wanting on Sep 28, 2007 at 08:28 PM
Can someone give us an update on the Duct Tape Bandit? We are yearning for more coverage. & I agree that Shamrock Liqours should start selling memrobillia. Or at least offer to duct tape your bottle or something with commemorative duct tape bandit duct tape.

Posted by: Diann on Sep 27, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Is this guy related to that Guy in Texas who wrote a hold-up note on the back of a bank deposit slip that had his name, address and phone no. on it?

Posted by: Bev on Sep 27, 2007 at 08:23 AM
Did this make it on Bob and Tom's Dumb Crook News. It should it's so funny now that it's over. Did he have a weapon? It could have been a bad situation if he did. Way to go guys for catching him.

Posted by: Michelle on Sep 6, 2007 at 06:58 PM
Im from ashland and possibly a distant relation to this guy so im doubly proud. He really upholds the family tradion of idiotic criminal acts. thx dude

Posted by: hottamale1199 on Sep 2, 2007 at 05:03 PM
they have duct tape bandit t-shirts on ebay for 14.99 with free shipping!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 2, 2007 at 03:10 AM
I think the liquor store should start selling duct tape bandit memrobillia. many folks are interseted in the purchase.

Posted by: gerd on Aug 29, 2007 at 09:51 AM
i really wish they would sale duck tape bandit tshirts my kids love him

Posted by: harley on Aug 29, 2007 at 05:54 AM
watch and see if there will be a copy-cat

Posted by: kyle on Aug 28, 2007 at 10:47 PM
is a inspiration to us all

Posted by: RAINBOW on Aug 28, 2007 at 06:27 PM
You know after reading this again, I am thinking this guy WANTS to be back in prison look at his record he hasn't been out to long like a year and already pulled a stupid stunt like this, goes to show you once in prison keep them there they will do something else stupid soon enough!

Posted by: Jon on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:52 AM
The duct tape bandit's rating are slowly dropping! We must (STICK) together and keep reading and posting comment to keep him on top! He's to awesome to not be top 3!!! HELP EVERYONE KEEP THIS STORY ON TOP! I ain't no duct tape bandit baby!

Posted by: JOE on Aug 28, 2007 at 06:12 AM
---DUCKTAPE--- THIS GUY IS A QUACK--- MEANING HE HAS A FEATHER OR TWO MISSING---THE QUACK WENT SOUTH AND LIQUOR SALES SKYROCKETED

Posted by: K on Aug 27, 2007 at 06:36 PM
"Do the math , do the homework" LMAO!!

Posted by: Marlene Ferguson on Aug 25, 2007 at 12:02 PM
on your newscast Friday, you mentioned a mayor who had done something. You never mentioned it again on the newscast. I find nothing on your website..What happened?

Posted by: Lightbulb! on Aug 23, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Two weeks later and he's still famous. When he gets out I think he should get a record deal! Maybe Billy Ray will pick him up to add to his new "Big City" look.

Posted by: Chelsea Fernandez on Aug 22, 2007 at 03:07 PM
WHEN I SAW THIS ON THE NEWS HE MADE MY DAY!!! WHAT HAPPEN USING SKI MASK OR HANKERCHEIF??? LOL

Posted by: Me on Aug 22, 2007 at 10:41 AM
He was released from Southern Ohio Correctional Facility in '06. Here is the link http://www.drc.state.oh.us/OffenderSearch/Details.aspx?id=A416036&pg=x

Posted by: Jack on Aug 21, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Ashland, KY is in the news because of Diamondbacks pitcher Brandon Webb, but the biggest star to ever come out of Ashland is none other than THE ORIGINAL DUCT TAPE BANDIT!

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 20, 2007 at 10:02 PM
this is why the people who work in jails and prisons will always have a job

Posted by: tiffany on Aug 20, 2007 at 01:07 PM
cool

Posted by: Ashland on Aug 20, 2007 at 10:48 AM
I can't believe we all thought he was guilty, just watch the video and it's obvious that it isn't him...he ain't no duct tape bandit baby!

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 20, 2007 at 12:08 AM
I saw this story on INSIDE EDITION last night.

Posted by: Jeff on Aug 19, 2007 at 02:34 PM
welcome to Kentucky.........

Posted by: justin on Aug 18, 2007 at 06:01 PM
hahahahahahah duct tape bandits make me giggle

Posted by: tim on Aug 18, 2007 at 04:15 PM
i was raised & lived in ashland for 33 years now i live in texas and when people ask me were i'm from they'v never heard of ashland kentucky.now i just say i'm from the same town as the duct tape bandit.then they know exactly were i'm from.

Posted by: mike on Aug 18, 2007 at 03:48 PM
They should of duck tape his mouth after hearing him speak in the holding room! (My heart go's out to the victim which is the cashier.)

Posted by: ron on Aug 18, 2007 at 12:47 PM
well, that interview lays the issue to rest. he is not the duct tape bandit. what a fool i was to not believe him!

Posted by: Connie on Aug 17, 2007 at 06:49 PM
The man need's mental help I believe.. If he is out robbing a organization that someone is out working for a living, than he should probably go to jail or get a job. Why is it that theifs want what you work for. If he needed money he should have got a job and worked for instead of stealing for it.

Posted by: tom on Aug 17, 2007 at 02:19 PM
Yo-Show some 'spect for Ashland's most wanted.Dog.I blame Eminem/MTV.

Posted by: Sheila on Aug 17, 2007 at 09:02 AM
This is really funny,I've laughed so much. My son-in-law is a WV State Trooper and my daughter has told me so many funny things that has happen to him and his job.But this tops it off. My son is working on a new movie. But I think this would make a great movie, but only if this guy can play himself in it. I don't think anyone else could do a better job.

Posted by: Dave on Aug 17, 2007 at 08:22 AM
Where is Darwin when you need him?

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 17, 2007 at 12:54 AM
He is on YOUTUBE now and even parodies. I know the one w/ MSNBC was put to music and all, ha-ha funny. It has over 13,000 views in one day already.

Posted by: hicksta on Aug 16, 2007 at 11:45 PM
allz i gots to say is.... and i hate to say it, but dude will probably make money off this......

Posted by: anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Honestly, maybe his face got cold...lol

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 09:00 PM
Yea, this is funny and all but it made National News, all that does is give someone else the bright idea to try to do something better to get his 15min of fame..its funny but really sad..and now the community is going to have to suffer and deal with getting robbed or vandilized

Posted by: Melina on Aug 16, 2007 at 08:46 PM
Doesn't matter where he is from because there is NOT an excuse for him!!! But it is still really FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 08:27 PM
I wonder how much duct tape it took to wrap his head?

Posted by: Jack on Aug 16, 2007 at 06:01 PM
I was a traffic officer for 27 yrs. Thought I had heard every excuse. This one tops them all !!!! LOL

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 05:16 PM
yea i get mad when people make fun of kentucky

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 05:11 PM
there is nothing wrong kentucky

Posted by: Marcus on Aug 16, 2007 at 04:55 PM
Watch and see if there wont be a book wrote on this or maybe a DVD...

Posted by: Britt on Aug 16, 2007 at 03:10 PM
haha. This is so funny. What a way to represent Ashland!! woot woot*

Posted by: Virginia on Aug 16, 2007 at 02:40 PM
This guy is gearing up to be on Jerry Springer! This is the most fun I have had watching the news...ever!!!!!!The "Duct Tape" Bandit rules!!!

Posted by: Scott on Aug 16, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Its time for someone from MTV to step up and give this dude a show. He can be another good example for our children. Flava Flav, so last year. The Duct Tape Bandit Rules!

Posted by: JETHRO on Aug 16, 2007 at 10:15 AM
HEY CARRIE: AIN'T NO BODY AGIVEN HEUM NO IDEARS FROM HEAR IN WEST VIRGINIA.Y'ALL JUS SOUND PLUM IGNRANT ! UM SURPRIZED Y'ALL KEN UZE A CUMPEUTER ATALL TO RIGHT THIS STUFF.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Well, I've got my Halloween costume this year

Posted by: pat on Aug 16, 2007 at 10:08 AM
from the makers of fruit rollups what will they think of next

Posted by: Erica on Aug 16, 2007 at 09:40 AM
Shamrock Liquor ROCKS

Posted by: RAINBOW on Aug 16, 2007 at 07:31 AM
Anyone want 10 grand I am sure America's home video's would love this one, I saw this on CNN and couldn't believe the headlines, I guess this poor fellow is innocent until proven guilty Well if anyone sends that video in let us know so we can watch it again cause you have to laugh at the poor fella, he acts as if people are stupid!!

Posted by: nursey nurse on Aug 16, 2007 at 05:05 AM
Wow!!! People from Kentucky have it hard enough already with people thinking that they are idiots. I pretty much figure now they are ecited that their point has been sooooooooo ignorantly made......

Posted by: joann on Aug 16, 2007 at 02:15 AM
Give this guy a reality show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 16, 2007 at 01:42 AM
Does anybody know what high school this guy went to. It sounds like something that a Boyd Co grad would do.

Posted by: Dan on Aug 16, 2007 at 12:40 AM
My goodness, he's even got a Myspace : http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=56253904

Posted by: diane on Aug 16, 2007 at 12:02 AM
wow, i just found out he is originally from wva?

Posted by: Carrie on Aug 15, 2007 at 11:13 PM
you know the boy's not to smart by watching him on the video. but come on to make jokes about kentucky people. that's a little much. I'm sure someone from another state, Wv probably give him the idea. but that was one of the stupidest moves anyone could make.

Posted by: Linda on Aug 15, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Does everyone realise that now all duct tape will carry a warning label that says "Do not use this product while intoxicated, it may lead to arrest, if used in an unlawful manner!"

Posted by: Bill on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:48 PM
Thanks for all the support, and comments that people from all over the world have sent too my employees and myself.

Posted by: brianna messinger on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:43 PM
WOW!! hes truly from the tri-state!! the duct tape thats a new one...i love the arms swinging and everything on the interview video, they shouldve wrapped the duct tape all around his body so he couldnt have made those wack moves.....THIS IS CRAZY!!

Posted by: Michael on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:40 PM
I am so glad he's not my kid. I'd be okay with the liquor store robbery - it's the interview that would embarrass me. My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

Posted by: Jim on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:32 PM
Even worse, Kentucky will probably try to pass some kind of law requiring ID and background check before purchasing duct tape now!!!!!!!

Posted by: steve lyons on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:17 PM
ehehehee huhuhuh ya bevis i saw u on the ahhhhhhhh news thingy and u had ahhhh sticky stuff on your face and u wanted money for chicks and stuff and but they beat u up huhueheh shut up butthead cornholio rules rules ehehe heheehee getto style eheehehe huhuhhuhe

Posted by: TJ on Aug 15, 2007 at 08:24 PM
Gangsta wannabe!

Posted by: Rick on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Next time he's going to use non-stick aluminum foil to keep the screaming down as the police remove his disguise. He will then forever be known as the Mr. Baked Potato Head bandit.

Posted by: Chad on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:27 PM
Go to Youtube URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUB-90bCm6U It has been put to music

Posted by: Wang on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:11 PM
I believe him. Let him go guys.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:47 PM
they missed a strap acrost the mouth aswell

Posted by: donna on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:16 PM
I think he had an accompolis. He could not have wrapped that duct tape himself.

Posted by: Bryan on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:13 PM
Maybe it was his duct tape twin.

Posted by: daniel on Aug 15, 2007 at 05:02 PM
seen it right off, didn t use enough duct tape.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 04:37 PM
This guy made CNN today!!! He is representing Ashland Ky very good

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 04:35 PM
THE MAN!!! If he did it, wouldn't the duct tape have pulled out all his hair??? Conspiracy theorists start now!

Posted by: Tim on Aug 15, 2007 at 04:26 PM
I have the best defense line for this guy. "If the tape don't stick, you must acquit."

Posted by: Kris on Aug 15, 2007 at 04:03 PM
Anyone want to play duct, duct, goose?

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 03:41 PM
It's not like this clown is the mayor. Who cares what people think? I've been to just about every state in the union & there's people like this everywhere. A real moron is someone from another state who acts as if stupidity like this doesn't go on in his backyard from time to time.

Posted by: Brittany on Aug 15, 2007 at 03:25 PM
HaHa. This makes me laugh.

Posted by: Jack on Aug 15, 2007 at 03:17 PM
This story was feautred on the front page of ABCNews.com. Hilarious! Do the homework, do the math, haha.

Posted by: B on Aug 15, 2007 at 03:16 PM
I am suprised he still has his eyebrows. Thanks for representing the Tri-State so well

Posted by: Hughes on Aug 15, 2007 at 03:13 PM
Did he steal the duct tape too?

Posted by: Ryan on Aug 15, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Nice

Posted by: Cheryl on Aug 15, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Just when you think you have seen it all, along comes "The Great Kazee". UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nelda on Aug 15, 2007 at 02:28 PM
Talmadge, you have got to be kidding... might want to brush up a bit on your own there, kiddo.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 02:18 PM
I dont know. But I wish WSAZ would take this "news story" off the website or at least put it at the bottom of the page. I check WSAZ many times during the day, and I am soooo tierd of looking at this guy.

Posted by: Chris on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:55 PM
This guys looks an awful lot like K. Fed. Kevin, I know you miss Britney, but you don't need to lower yourself like this.

Posted by: Dan on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:54 PM
Does this guy work for the Bush Administration?

Posted by: Ethel on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:41 PM
I need a good laugh for the day!! Maybe Bevis and Butt Head will use him in their next movie...."Beavis and Butt Head and Duct do Ashland KY"!!!

Posted by: Denise on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:13 PM
I'm from Huntington, Wva., just across the river from Ashland, and I must say my heart is swelling with pride! Love them Southerners!

Posted by: bhertzbe on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:05 PM
There is no way that he did it. Just look at the pictures then compare; do your homework. It's obvious they have got the wrong guy!

Posted by: joan on Aug 15, 2007 at 12:50 PM
this is halarious!!!!!!

Posted by: Tater on Aug 15, 2007 at 12:45 PM
people make fun of kentucky enough i hate to see what there going to say now.

Posted by: DubsGirl on Aug 15, 2007 at 12:23 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....GASP...BHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: pam on Aug 15, 2007 at 12:21 PM
THANK GOD HE's not from WV

Posted by: missy on Aug 15, 2007 at 11:49 AM
congrats!!!! you made ashland look great on "headline news"!

Posted by: jari on Aug 15, 2007 at 11:17 AM
cut him a record deal. that guy rocks!!!!

Posted by: DADDY on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:52 AM
"JUST LOOK A ME MAN DO I LOOK LIKE THE DUCK TAPE BANSIT" UH YES WE BELIEVE IT'S YOU LOL

Posted by: Christina on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:47 AM
And now we have 1002 uses for duct tape....LOL

Posted by: calvin on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:34 AM
call him the rapper robber

Posted by: Jenn on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Did he just call the camera "baby"?

Posted by: Jodi on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:07 AM
this guy is on aol's main news page... what a way to make the national news.

Posted by: Magoo on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Let us hope he does not defend himself. I do not think the jury will buy the "if I cannot remember it, it did not happen" defense. The wise move now is to plea bargain and try to gain some points by promoting judicial economy. On the other hand though, a trial would make for more great video.

Posted by: Talmadge on Aug 15, 2007 at 10:01 AM
This is a perfect example of why kids should stay in school. Schooling is free in the US all the way to a Masters degree depending on how you do in shcool and some where in there you will learn proper english.

Posted by: Frank on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Another tale of a wrongfully accused man...I am going to become this man's lawyer and insist, with utter disregard for all the evidence, that the one armed man did it.

Posted by: michelle j.eckam-rodriguez on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:46 AM
What a joke! Who is this guy trying to convince, himself or us? He could't be any more guilty,if he confessed. And what a memory, the more the reported spoke with him the more he 'could'remember. I just wonder, if the interview would of gone on any longer if his memory would of kept becoming much more clear? I think what he might of been doing during the interview was setting up his 'gangsta' image for the 'jail house' crew. Well say 'good-bye' to your freedom--and all for a couple rolls of coins. You should of used the 'duct tape' before the brains starting leaking out. The police should of done us all a favor and kept the tape over his mouth. Thanks for a good laugh, keep up the good work Kentucky. And the say New York is strange...

Posted by: Chris on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:42 AM
Roll of Duct Tape: $8, Jail Booking Fee: $100, Bail Money: $15,000.....Claiming innocence when police cut the tape from your face?....PRICELESS!

Posted by: Rudi on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:42 AM
Remember the old anti-drug commercial? "This is your brain...This is your brain on drugs!" Think this guy is?

Posted by: Ron on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:32 AM
Only one thing to say "Kentucky"

Posted by: Terrie on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:15 AM
UnBeLiEvAbLe!!! Is this guy for real or what?

Posted by: Billy on Aug 15, 2007 at 09:15 AM
This Video is a great example of the criminal mind. This guy is in such denial that he believes his own lies.Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: Byron on Aug 15, 2007 at 08:57 AM
This guy is using the 'SODDIT' defense. This is an acronym that stands for "Some Other Dude Dit It." Too bad there's no video of unwrapping the tape from his face.

Posted by: nate on Aug 15, 2007 at 08:27 AM
see you guys are all looking at this the wrong way. This guy had just watched the mask and thought it would give him powers.

Posted by: CapeChick on Aug 15, 2007 at 08:12 AM
I agree with Ron's earlier entry, stricter duct tape laws! Too funny.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:16 AM
Why would anyone admit to knowing this dude? LOL

Posted by: Val on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:04 AM
I know for a fact that you can black out while being intoxicated if you have had way to much to drink but my goodness he put duct tape on his face he knew what he was doing.....this man really needs some help,you can tell that by the way he talks.. he is really out there....he deserves evrything he gets.I am very proud of the store worker,,glad everything went ok for him and he did not get hurt in the process!!!!!

Posted by: Nadia on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:53 AM
He made it on AOL!

Posted by: Edgar on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:20 AM
I'm certain Thing Kazee will find a way to blame the manufacturer of the duct tape. After all, It didn't stick to that empty perspiring melon, and neither will his story.

Posted by: Ryan on Aug 15, 2007 at 05:40 AM
I'd like to put this on my myspace. I need the HTML code for this one.

Posted by: Vicki on Aug 15, 2007 at 05:23 AM
HA!

Posted by: mp on Aug 15, 2007 at 04:43 AM
If i ever imagined someone putting duct tape on there face and robbing a liqour store it would have to be this guy.So, to answer his question, yeah i guess he kinda does look like a duct tape bandit. hilarious!

Posted by: Sticky on Aug 15, 2007 at 12:55 AM
A similar thing happened to me but I don't remember it.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 11:57 PM
The Duct Tape Bandit story as aired on WSAZ is now on over 110 news channels & counting. It even made FOX NEWS. Ha-ha. Now he will have a video yearbook waiting for him when he gets out.

Posted by: R on Aug 14, 2007 at 11:52 PM
Old saying if you dont have anything good to say about a person shouldnt say anything at all i know its hard to refrain in this case the guy looks like hes got some problems, but also has Family im sure most likely they must be feeling pretty low.

Posted by: dai on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:44 PM
wow...

Posted by: chuck on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:31 PM
lol this is a new twist to crime not only did he get caught but he dont remember the events he has to be a few bricks short of a full load for sure cuz who would get on tv and give such bs he needs to get a grip on reality i figure he will be back on the streets in a few weeks definetly gonna claim insanity i bet on it why not cuz if u believe that bs he says in the video u gots to be nuts to lol lol lol

Posted by: Black Lynx on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Maybe he's like Bush, and there's a method to his apparent lack of tact and intelligence.

Posted by: Jane on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:31 PM
Can you say insanity defense? What other explanation is there?

Posted by: Keri on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:14 PM
I live 2 minutes from there on dixon st.why didnt I hear about this? this dude is some serious problems..

Posted by: Cammie on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:02 PM
I have been watching this on all the major networks now! Unbelievable...GEEZZZ..This is ranking with them talking about Poor Billy Ray's dog doing his business in the neighbors yards!!!!!!!!

Posted by: robinann on Aug 14, 2007 at 09:56 PM
I bet the guy that wrote the book "One Million Ways To Use Duct Tape" did'nt think of this one.

Posted by: laughing my tail off on Aug 14, 2007 at 09:12 PM
you know, just when you think that you have seen everything that was to be seen, something unusual comes your way and you cannot control the laughter that it provides you...I must say this...Thank you for making this news worth giving us a good belly laugh...I have not had that in awhile and it is needed with all the horrible acts that have been happening lately...thank you so much for lighting the mood in the news.....What in tarnation was going on in this fool's mind that caused him to do such idiotic things? Hilarious! think that he needs a therapist...of some sort...not sure that you can help him...I think that the comedian Ron White says it best "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"

Posted by: Tee on Aug 14, 2007 at 09:11 PM
Duct tape--$20.00? Amount in robbery---$15.00? Not guilty sure-Caught in the act? Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Becky H on Aug 14, 2007 at 09:02 PM
when the label on duct tape states that it has many uses....well THIS is the BEST one...."Hiddedn adinity" heeee heee .... duct tape we love you.....

Posted by: linda on Aug 14, 2007 at 08:28 PM
He is the perfect candidate for anti-alcohol and drug adds...wow!

Posted by: Wun Hung Lo on Aug 14, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Hilarious. Especially when he would move away from the mic to breathe in.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 07:52 PM
I want the video with sound as the tape was being removed! LOL!

Posted by: Ralph on Aug 14, 2007 at 07:48 PM
Sounds like the many had an 'Ambien' moment - Google

Posted by: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE on Aug 14, 2007 at 07:31 PM
I'm from Colorado and this was passed along to me and this is seriously hilarious. Only in Appalachia.

Posted by: Ashley on Aug 14, 2007 at 07:27 PM
It's people like this that make Appalachia so easy to make fun of. This is by far the funniest thing I've seen on the news in a while. I love how he thinks acting like K-Fed will make him cool. Glad to know that no one was hurt though.

Posted by: Scott on Aug 14, 2007 at 07:18 PM
I can't stop laughing. Kasey Kazee is a genius! Just listen to his explanation in the unedited interview. Who needs the Comedy Stop when you have entertainment like this?

Posted by: Ernie on Aug 14, 2007 at 05:44 PM
"If women can't find you handsome ,let em find you stupid -Red Green.

Posted by: misty on Aug 14, 2007 at 05:29 PM
Poor guy dont know whats funnier the duct tape or his interview

Posted by: Mike on Aug 14, 2007 at 05:17 PM
One word: ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!

Posted by: sixxduece on Aug 14, 2007 at 04:58 PM
Remember kids, do your math and do your homework!

Posted by: Kristina on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Wow.

Posted by: Brandon on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:40 PM
I feel the news channel shouldnt put the suspect of this or any other crime on air for its a way of publicity even though negative publicity i still think it gives people a reason for doing the dumb things they do. This is just a opinion.

Posted by: Ed on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:30 PM
The only thing funnier would be watching the unmasking of this dork.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:29 PM
You have to credit this moron with one thing, mainstream news from WSAZ to FOX have referenced Cornholio in a legitimate news story.

Posted by: BJ on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:19 PM
this guy is crazy i like the rapping kinda deal he did

Posted by: susan on Aug 14, 2007 at 02:51 PM
This story has had me laughing all day! He is a nut! My sister said she even saw it on CNN News!

Posted by: Sean on Aug 14, 2007 at 02:07 PM
LOL! Do the math?!?!? That guy looks like someone straight out of that movie idiocracy! LOL!

Posted by: H on Aug 14, 2007 at 01:29 PM
I know this man.He made a very bad decision and should definately suffer the consequences..He has not lived a fortunate life which doent excuse what he has done..Peole is calling him an idiot the real idiots are the people who is taking this matter and blowing this out of proportion...Come on "The Duct TAPE Bandit" this is only going to cause others to try and come up with something a little better so they can get there 5 minutes of fame..We need to be better role models for our children and society...

Posted by: Jack L on Aug 14, 2007 at 01:12 PM
This is absoluely hilarious.

Posted by: Amanda Mitchell on Aug 14, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Well the first thing this guy need to keep his storys streight. The first time he said he went to the store,then went home and fell asleep, then was in hand cuffs. Then his second story was he was getting beat up by cops. Well I thought he was asleep??? He needs to keep his storys correct. My goodness! You don't need a rocket scientist to figure that that he is the one that robbed the store!! Who else puts duck tape on there head during a robbery?? Then the police catch him with the duck tape on his head!! WHAT A TRUE IDIOT!!!!!!! DUHHHHHH!!

Posted by: LMAO on Aug 14, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Another fine image that will entertain the world via internet for years to come.

Posted by: Amy on Aug 14, 2007 at 12:09 PM
To Ron: You are hilarious!! This guy must be about as stupid as they come.

Posted by: Blue Collar on Aug 14, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Bet "MASKING" tape would've worked better for this guy.OOOOOOOOOH NOOOO ! DID I JUST SAY THAT ?

Posted by: joe on Aug 14, 2007 at 11:33 AM
This guy is a complete idiot! How can he explain the police unwrapping a man's head that is covered in duct tape and his ugly mug being underneath. Just when you think you've seen it all, you see a knucklehead like this. Channel 3...thanks for the comedy relief in our everyday lives.

Posted by: Darrell on Aug 14, 2007 at 11:20 AM
We've GOTTA watch Leno or Letterman tonight !

Posted by: Ted on Aug 14, 2007 at 09:34 AM
What a sad and pitiful individual. Maybe while he is doing "time" he will get the help he really needs. What a dumb criminal.

Posted by: suzy on Aug 14, 2007 at 08:24 AM
funny funny glad he off the streets nice to hear no one was hurt.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 08:13 AM
This is crazy. I cant tell if he is just stupid or if something is really wrong with him (like mental problems). Someone really needs to find out before we go and let him out of jail jut because its funny. I know I dont want someone on the streets like this, who know what he could do next.

Posted by: Muttpuddles on Aug 14, 2007 at 08:08 AM
You're right, Mr. Liquor Store Owner, it's unbelievable! God does have a sense of humor!

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 06:53 AM
wow this is going on VH1's web junk 20! This is up there with the Alabama leprechaun!

Posted by: pam on Aug 14, 2007 at 06:31 AM
I was pulling out of foodland parking lot when the paramedics was pulling the tape off this guy he is nuts saying it wasnt him ppl was taking cell phone pics and videos..its diffently him. Duct tape has a new meaning now.says alot of how desperate or stupid some people are getting.

Posted by: Andrew on Aug 14, 2007 at 03:43 AM
Alright....anytime you can combine duct tape, a criminal in denial and a Beavis and Butthead reference in a story you've had a good day.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 02:00 AM
Stupid Criminal of the week award goes to... "drum roll please" ... The Duct Tape Bandit.

Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14, 2007 at 01:48 AM
WSAZ has it's own Fark tag now. Impressive. This guy is a tool. LOL. Enjoy your 15 minutes of Fark fame Mr Kazee

Posted by: Comwedge on Aug 14, 2007 at 01:45 AM
I feel sorry for this human being. I had a great laugh but now I'll have to wait for the book to come out to see how it ends.

Posted by: Rita Maynard King on Aug 13, 2007 at 11:58 PM
HAhahAHahhaHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAhahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: sambo on Aug 13, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Careful! This could be a sticky situation!

Posted by: curtis on Aug 13, 2007 at 11:30 PM
i want these videos so i can put them on you tube, send to the david letterman show, and of course john boy and billy.

Posted by: DTB #1 Fan!!! on Aug 13, 2007 at 11:24 PM
Not Guilty!!! Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: Kelly Messinger on Aug 13, 2007 at 11:20 PM
What Is One Dumb Guy Duck Tape = ''do The Math'' = An Idiot

Posted by: Chris on Aug 13, 2007 at 10:23 PM
I'd like to be the first to say: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ashland, KY, representin' -- ya heard? Oh yeah, and a link to this story is already on fark.com.

Posted by: steve on Aug 13, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Sorry Cornholio, it definitely looks like you... BOHICA. steve

Posted by: Tiger on Aug 13, 2007 at 09:40 PM
Stupid criminals are hilarious

Posted by: unknown on Aug 13, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Oh My GOODNESS! HOW FUNNY!

Posted by: Ron on Aug 13, 2007 at 09:14 PM
I think what we need here is stricter duct tape laws. If there was a five day waiting period & background checks for the purchasing of duct tape, this unfortunate incident would not have almost happened.

Posted by: laughing on Aug 13, 2007 at 08:00 PM
Classic! Robbers get dumber and dumber every day.

Posted by: no name on Aug 13, 2007 at 07:44 PM
you can tell this guy is on drugs. he got the joke on his self.Ha!! ha!! he really needs help.

Posted by: John on Aug 13, 2007 at 07:24 PM
It’s better to remain silent and let the whole world think you’re an idiot Then it is to open you’re mouth and remove all doubt.

Posted by: Veronica on Aug 13, 2007 at 07:20 PM
Zow-Wee! It just about kills me to take off a band-aid. What was he thinking? Ouch!

Posted by: Pete T. on Aug 13, 2007 at 06:50 PM
This guy is a genius! I'm glad this is how the area is represented!

Posted by: Grant on Aug 13, 2007 at 06:43 PM
Hope he enjoys his stay in the Grey bar hotel

Posted by: Lynn on Aug 13, 2007 at 06:22 PM
It is obvious that Mr. Kazee was intoxicated in the pictures. Unfortunately for him, he has now given prosecutors a rambling, ridiculous denial of his wrong-doing. He doesn't remember anything, but he saw another guy with duct tape on his face run away? I hope police took pictures of him with his tattoos and the duct tape on. Or maybe they saved the duct tape. If so, I suppose the other guy he saw running away was taking it off his face as he went... Sheesh.

Posted by: Rick on Aug 13, 2007 at 05:46 PM
Where do we get these people? I did the math....and came up with a big fat ZERO.

Posted by: amber on Aug 13, 2007 at 04:31 PM
what is wrong with this guy. didn't he think about the pain before he did this. and he did it all for $15.oo. geez. the things people will do for money.

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